October 2012
First Day In
Sunderland : Hospital
For Week Long Stay
After My Cat Had A
Bite of Me
The Previous Day
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Local Walk In Centre
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Just take a seat and someone will see to you shortly, I’ll
just close this curtain.
A Little Later:
Local nurse:
We are going to have to give you a tetanus jab
Polish nurse:
I will put it in the buttock
Local nurse:
We always put in the arm
Polish nurse:
I always put it in the buttock
Local nurse:
We were trained to put it in the arm
Polish nurse:
But I was trained to put it in the buttock
Local nurse:
But we were trained to put it in the arm
Hold on; hold on, what’s going on here?
I’ll be the adjudicating officer, I’ll choose
I’ll have it in the arm
Local nurse.
Why would you prefer to have it in the arm?
Because at my age my arse is flat
And you don’t want ta see that
If you can avoid it
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